i like how tumblr has just come to a consensus that the middle-aged people cast as harry potter’s 21-year-old parents don’t count so karen gillian & aaron johnson are harry’s real parents, used in literally every graphic like
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
Can I just…..?????
Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean
Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life
I hate when a friend tells me they had a bad day, so I try to use similar anecdotes to let them know that I sympathize, and I accidentally come off as being self-absorbed.
Im really really really trying to stop doing this.
Literally been waiting for this gif set
Memorise this everyone
And thanks to this guy for being a dick to an employee who is sometimes forced by his employers to use ridiculous terms pretty much against her will by fucking policy and isn’t to blame while he is deliberately humilliating her.
Seriously I hate this gifset. If I were the guy behind the counter I’d spit on his coffee, his face and pour every single boiling hot liquid in the store down his pants
Plus I am pretty much convinced that this guy can only say “grande” “adios” and “tacos” in spanish, which not only makes him ignorant and arrogant but also a fucking liar and a disrespectful lame excuse of a human being.